I can only please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
Time is nature’s way of making sure that everything doesn’t go wrong at once.
It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
There are 2 rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know.